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Recipe 01 · The Pine Barrens, New Jersey

The Jersey Devil

Welcome to the Garden State. Boardwalks, diners, and one winged problem in the pines.

The Jersey Devil field illustration

Welcome to New Jersey, the Garden State! Nestled in the heart of the Mid-Atlantic region is a unique blend of bustling metropolitan suburbs, rolling farmland, historic Revolutionary War sites, and pristine Atlantic coastline that offers visitors and residents alike an incredible variety of experiences and landscapes.

A powerhouse of American music history that has shaped the sound of all different genres. From the legendary boardwalk stages of Asbury Park where homegrown icons like Bruce Springsteen and Bon Jovi forged their legendary anthems — to a vibrant, thriving independent music scene spanning basement shows and world class concert venues. The Garden State pulses creative energy.

Feeling hungry? A culinary melting pot where diverse cultural traditions come together to create one of the most vibrant and delicious food scenes in the country. From iconic, late-night pork roll (or Taylor Ham) sandwiches on fresh-baked hard rolls and world class, authentic Italian-American neighborhood spots to the legendary charm of classic New Jersey diners and unbeatable hand-tossed pizza. The Garden State serves up something mouthwatering around every corner.

But… not everything is boardwalks and salt-water taffy.

Venturing into the shadowy depths of the New Jersey Pine Barrens carries a chilling reputation, as folklore warns of the terrifying encounters awaiting anyone who crosses paths with the Jersey Devil. Legend cautions that this malevolent, winged cryptid is fiercely territorial, capable of unleashing blood-curdling screeches, whipping up sudden, unnatural storms, and leaving behind eerie, cloven-hoof prints in the snow or mud. Stories passed down through generations caution travelers that wandering into the dense, silent backcountry after dark risks drawing the unwanted attention of a beast rumored to stalk solitary wanderers, attack livestock, and vanish into the mist as quickly as it appears.

If you ever find yourself facing the legendary creature, don’t panic. Here are some helpful tips to keep you alive and well.

  1. Tip 01

    Exploit its dislike of noise

    Folklore treats the creature as an ambush predator of the quiet woods. Shouting, clapping, or making a heavy racket disrupts its element of surprise and usually causes it to screech and fly off into the canopy.

  2. Tip 02

    Break line of sight

    Because it rules the open, stormy skies above the Pine Barrens, your best defense is diving into the dense pine thickets or a vehicle where its wingspan and mobility are restricted.

  3. Tip 03

    When in doubt, go for the legs

    When all else fails and you’re backed into a corner, sweeping his frail legs will not only catch him off guard, but will likely render him powerless and writhing on the ground long enough to run back to your car or other safe area.

Now I know the thought of throwing punches once he goes down may seem like a heroic thing to do but you must remember, with hooves, claws, and the ability to tear through livestock, overpowering him is near impossible.

Following these three simple survival strategies gives you the best chance of escaping the Pine Barrens alive. By avoiding silent isolation, staying alert to your surroundings, and prioritizing quick shelter over confrontation, you minimize the risk of a fatal encounter with the legendary beast.

Thank you for visiting New Jersey! We hope to see you soon.

Pair it with the episode

Jersey Devil: The Pine Barrens Cryptid

In this episode we talk about the origins of the jersey devil, the Leeds family, the line barrens and sightings. join us in the kitchen to learn about a New Jersey legend that has been talked about for centuries! 51m.

Filed by Josh · Black Lung Media

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