Princess Diana

Thank you for your concern. The princess left the road in a tunnel. Speed, a driver, a pillar. That is the plate.

The cameras were already pointed at the wreaths. The palace used the word accident before the witnesses finished the sentence.

But there was a bright light in that tunnel that did not belong to a headlamp or a flash. That light was the pickup. She did not hit a wall. She left. The bodies that made the papers were returned after the exchange.

They also need you to believe a Fiat Uno stayed in front of a Mercedes. That car does not win that race unless the Mercedes was no longer driving itself.

1. Procedure 01

   Separate the pillar from the light

   A crash lives in concrete. An abduction lives in the lamp that has no source. If the official plate never accounts for the light, you are not holding a traffic file.

2. Procedure 02

   Time the return

   A wreck keeps the occupants in the car. Write when they were last seen moving and when the bodies were presented. The gap is the hangar. What leaves in the light comes back on a stretcher.

3. Procedure 03

   Weigh the Fiat

   Ask how a Uno outruns a Mercedes in a tunnel. If the little car is faster than the motorcade, the Mercedes was already off the clock. The garnish is the chase. The meal is the light.

The tunnel is the cover. The light is the ticket. The bodies were the receipt they handed back so the papers would have something to bury. Joe will die on this garnish.

Briefing over.

Filed by Joe · Black Lung Media